punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

(via pizza)

catholicschoolgay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

(via nice-wig-janis)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via relahvant)

im walking on sunshine

ouch

(Source: maahammy, via relahvant)

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Source: spork, via trust)

condommodel:

scrollin through ur /tagged/me like

image

(via trust)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via cramp)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via nice-wig-janis)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via humorking)

Chanel