sodamnrelatable:

5 hours sleep on weekends:

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5 hours sleep on weekdays:

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(via cybergasms)

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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kawaiirostam:

wedding vows using only arctic monkeys lyrics

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via suckest)

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4, via pizza)

whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via pizza)

deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

(via nice-wig-janis)

thirstfollower:

when the person that you hate makes a mistake

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clesktop:

Me:

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You:

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whoredinarygirl:

I’m always tired after school, as if I actually did stuff

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via cybergasms)

116k:

dont need no boys i grab my own titties

(via nice-wig-janis)

timelordemort:

"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat

(via moistbottom)

Chanel